Through a series of late-night wiretaps, we recently discovered that local musician, Rickkky, is a member of the Macon-based religious cult, Kneeloons. Having a freakish fear of balloons and the popping that results from them, we've taken all precautions to avoid him and his excessive talkings of their underground ways.
But we've got even more shocking news! He recently cut off his hair and sold it in the name of his beloved religion during a fit of fanaticism! He apparently got $14.37 for it, which, according to the Party City website, buys you four packets of medium to large balloons.
1 comment:
i'd like to party in his pants
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