Thursday, October 11, 2007
Caught Pink Handed
Record label mogul, Travis Fagel, was caught late Wednesday afternoon busting out of Nordstrom with a pink Fabrige(TM) bag and Boston Terrier. Obviously unable to evade security with his porn-stache disguise, he was subjected to an anal cavity "exam" for four hours. He was heard screaming in defense, "Get your silky paws off my filthy drawwwls!" Officials say he should be released on bond by Santa's arrival in the food court, estimated November 11th.