It's A Long Fall When You're Already Wet

In a desperate attempt at Thinspiration, droves of local gals are turning to the latest craze: Drunkorexica. Straight from across the pond, this is the act of replacing meals with wine and beer in hopes of saving calories and fitting into those skinny, high-wasted jeans.

While still on the downlow, it seems a City Senorita is taking the trend a bit too far. Below are photos from a single day. Each one taken at a different meal.

Breakfast


Lunch


Dinner


Snack


Let's hope her plan works before it's time for Macy's after Easter sale.