Thursday, August 9, 2007
Double Dose of Dave
An undisclosed source informs us that local artist, David P, is being stalked by a man that looks just like him. The only discerning difference is the imposter's red, burning eyes. We don't know about you, but that throwback Thriller shit ain't cutting it these days. Dude needs to toss some ice water on those retinas before trying to mimic our man!