Monday, January 28, 2008

Local Band Ablaze

Fresh from a night of rocking The Jinx in Savannah, the All Night Drug Prowling Wolves hit the road early on Sunday in anticipation of arriving back home to Atlanta. What happened next, no one could have expected.

Sources are slowly coming forward to reveal there was a sinister plot brewing to keep the boys from getting home in one piece. As soon as reaching the town of Dublin, the rockers fell victim to an explosive car bomb.


What we're now learning is that rival band, Gentlemen Jesse and His Men, ignited the bomb. Obviously peeved by the Wolves insistance on playing an encore the evening before (a blatant attempt at scene-stealing), Jesse put together an elaborate scheme to shut the rival rockers up. Little did he know, one of his own Men was in the Wolves van - and because of his small stature could have been the first to blow.


However, thanks to Mlo's quick thinking and extensive mechanic experience, all musicians and equipment were removed from the van before the explosion lit up HWY-16.

Authorities and firefighters worked the scene, where all charred remains have been taken into custody. We expect there will be charges filed.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

atl weekly will blow up 2- with the wolves

Unknown said...

where r the black lips when u need them???

Anonymous said...

those lil buggers w/ their fire extinguishers.

Anonymous said...

The singer Tom would've taken a while to burn. He is chubby.

Anonymous said...

Chubby but Charming.

Anonymous said...

Marlow is MacGyver with a guitar.

Anonymous said...

Yeah he is. A bad ass little Mexican.

Anonymous said...

Those kidz are hot. On fire.

Anonymous said...

This sorry website is the only place to find these pictures and story?

Anonymous said...

was that nice? and the least you could do was leave your real name. you are a coward and a fag and this is bobby.

Anonymous said...

THAT'S RIGHT- ANONYM- ASSSS!!!!

Anonymous said...

b real is my hero. let's hook up. i like blonde hair.

Anonymous said...

The only websites I go to besides this one is Pitchfork and The Enquirer. ATL Weekly RULES!!!

K.U.T.G.W.

keep up the good work

Anonymous said...

Good for people to know.