Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen

Once one of the most badass restaurateurs and land barons in this fair city, ChuckyP's life has recently taken a hard turn...

According to witnesses, CP attempted a little fret-board fingerdance during a recent after hours affair. This would normally have been nothing to blink at, but apparently he fell so hard into a guitar solo that he began to expose a very demonic part of his soul. He later issued this statement about the experience: "My dad told me chickens don't get cold, just old!"


Soon after his slip into nonsensical musings, the chef-du-jour was found with a knife mighty close to his face. Local members of the Atlanta Rollergirls rushed him to Grady in the back of their ego-filled Honda Element, saving him just before he slipped into the burrows of Hell forever.

So what's next for Chuck P? Does this mean this scene staple is hitting rehab? Or will he hire a sober buddy to live with him the rest of his days? We do hear Rondel is looking for work...