It appears that Bret Michael's new quest for love has had a devastating effect on Lay Down Mains guitarist, Rickky. With its immense awesomeness, the second season premiere of Rock of Love has caused half the city to take to their TV sets, totally disregarding Rickky's big three-five. In fact, a recent party made in Rick's honor took a drastic turn when Michaels came onto the scene. All attendees scoffed at Rick's attempt for a steak dinner, opting instead to wear bandanas and drink Bret's Brew.
But, according to a secret source, the lack of interest in Rick's Birthday comes not from Bret's new babes, but rather from the city's disgust at Rickky's recent appointment to Second in Command of the Macon based Kneeloons. Looks like Rickky's tour may just have ended here.
7 comments:
Bret's so sexy...I wanna rub my hands all over his gigantic man log.
Liz Berry Scandal '08!!
Happy Birthday, Rick! Fuck that Michaels guy. I'll eat your steak.
Fuck everyone, I'm spending my birthday alone in my room with an 8 ball, a bottle of whiskey and my Lord of the Rings DVDs.
... and Chico and Chang's STEAK burritos.
i don't see this city rebounding from this anytime soon.
i feel real sorry for this poor boy
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